Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Why the hell....

(a.k.a. "some MIL gems from the weekend away")

Why the hell does she
* ignore the kids... until *I* go to them to hold their hand/pick them up/ whatever, then all of a sudden she rushes in.

* then ignore the kids a few seconds later when she thinks of something else (e.g. "ooh, look, a pretty flower") meanwhile the kid is left tottering on the edge of the stairs, or in the middle of the road or something.

* spend the entire dinner time asking K if she will eat some x, y z from HER plate. K has a plate of her own, let her eat her own stuff FIRST!

* spend the last half of the dinner telling K "If you don't finnish your dinner up, yaddi-yaddi-yah" when it turns out that BEFORE dinner, she plied same kid with a packet of chips (without telling me), but still expects her to eat all her meal?!?!

* then go and buy a dessert for the same kid she had just told off at dinner for not finishing it!

* pick up a happy baby from downstairs where I am, take him upstairs, then promptly leave him on the floor in the living room (where there are a set of stairs with no gate on them) while she fluffs about in the kitchen doing not much at all.

* sneak food to the kids - she seriously gives it to them only when I am not around, really sneaky like, esp when I catch her out. She never tells me she has given them anything, so when L comes up to me munching, of course I get worried that he has swallowed something he shouldn't have/picked up off the ground etc.

* get all offensive when, after she picks L up and shows him the strawberries for dessert, I say "please dont feed him strawberries as he hasn't had them yet". she says "I wasn't gonna GIVE him any". (yeah, right)

* insist on giving me those bloody uht milks for my tea. I DRINK REAL MILK IN MY TEA. (Lots of it, so one of those piddly creamers doesnt even whet the spot!)

aaah, nothing major, I know, but geez it annoys me, lol!

5 comments:

  1. i hear ya! she sounds like a bit of a ditz, actually....

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  2. I think you are actually writing about my MIL, truly, you're a fly on the wall! Everything spot on!!! They are not happy unless they are FUSSING about food and SHOWING everyone that they are fussing about food!

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  3. Illahee - I think you hit the nail on head there ;) She is definately a bit daft, lol!

    Rachel - glad(!?) to hear I am not alone

    GW - seriously, I don't know how you do it. I reckon I would have done her, or myself in by now if I had to live together.....

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  4. Hey, I could have written three quarters of that post! And I agree that the milk in tea has to be the REAL stuff.lol

    Congrats on 400 posts too. Keep them coming :)

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  5. I love these posts!!!
    I only see my MIL once a year for 4 or so days and I do EVERYTHING. Gee I'm glad she's not around more

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